An avid outdoorsman and his wife are out camping when one night they encounter a bigfoot walking around camp, breaking tree limbs, and making a ruckus.
Sounds like a joke "did you hear the one about the outdoorsman and his wife out camping when one night they encounter a bigfoot walking around camp, breaking tree limbs, and making a ruckus?"
A man old enough to be a grandfather riddled with depression stumbles across the Internet. He needs self-esteem, something to make him forget about his cruddy existence so he fine tunes his sadistic trolling & harassment methods but nothing quite fills the void. So he finds cryptozoology, and realises by skim reading over the best pseudosceptical mantras he can finally attain a sense of cyber-community, feel intelligent and be elevated to a cyber-social pedestal where he can harass people under the lie that he is doing some good in world because people who believe in Bigfoot are “sub-human”. He comes across this blog and with insults & by repeatedly bringing up the PGF even when the immediate articles had nothing to do with it, he feels great. He's of course of the JREF special pleading that the Bigfoot legend began with the PGF, which is a lie, and that there is no other evidence to substantiate this legend, which is another lie. He thinks that if he uses all the most readily accessible misinformation about the PGF, he debunks the subject and can rest being assured that he's done something with his existence. Until certain people came along and took away his cyber playground. Being utterly & hopelessly reliant on the PGF for helping with his depression, he ended up obsessively hating on strangers because they actually had a ten year old’s capacity to learn about the subject, and easily deconstructed all of his best drivel. Stuey responded how people with emotional issues do, by harassing people with racism, child rape threats, cyber-stalking and various other attempts at intimidation... But all the while eight years pass, and he hasn’t actually managed to debunk anything to do with “Bigfoot” to belong to any cyber-social pedestal, and is actually in a far worse off state emotionally than he was to start off with. None of his peers have any respect for him, know who he is and he’s still all alone at a desktop trying to medicate his depression with booze and hatred.
^ I like the Johnny Cash song The Burning Ring-piece of fire,
I pushed it deep into his steaming ring=piece higher, I pushed and pumped up his steaming ring up higher, And I pumped pumped pumped,into his asshole, I pumped my load,into his asshole.
It seems thIktomi is using his own personal experiences of life to comment again...old man with depression blah blah...that`s definitely thIktomi except he left out the smelling of piss that he`s so used to.
So true, 9:33, Iktomi is now 36 years old, born 1982, same numbers are in his email. 18 plus 18 equals 36. Iktomi is depressed because he realizes he is old enough to be a grandfather but is only obsessed with fake monsters. We all know that Iktomi projects on to others. He's basically talking to himself in his above post.
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Sounds like a joke "did you hear the one about the outdoorsman and his wife out camping when one night they encounter a bigfoot walking around camp, breaking tree limbs, and making a ruckus?"
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it - it is a joke.
A man old enough to be a grandfather riddled with depression stumbles across the Internet. He needs self-esteem, something to make him forget about his cruddy existence so he fine tunes his sadistic trolling & harassment methods but nothing quite fills the void. So he finds cryptozoology, and realises by skim reading over the best pseudosceptical mantras he can finally attain a sense of cyber-community, feel intelligent and be elevated to a cyber-social pedestal where he can harass people under the lie that he is doing some good in world because people who believe in Bigfoot are “sub-human”. He comes across this blog and with insults & by repeatedly bringing up the PGF even when the immediate articles had nothing to do with it, he feels great. He's of course of the JREF special pleading that the Bigfoot legend began with the PGF, which is a lie, and that there is no other evidence to substantiate this legend, which is another lie. He thinks that if he uses all the most readily accessible misinformation about the PGF, he debunks the subject and can rest being assured that he's done something with his existence. Until certain people came along and took away his cyber playground. Being utterly & hopelessly reliant on the PGF for helping with his depression, he ended up obsessively hating on strangers because they actually had a ten year old’s capacity to learn about the subject, and easily deconstructed all of his best drivel. Stuey responded how people with emotional issues do, by harassing people with racism, child rape threats, cyber-stalking and various other attempts at intimidation... But all the while eight years pass, and he hasn’t actually managed to debunk anything to do with “Bigfoot” to belong to any cyber-social pedestal, and is actually in a far worse off state emotionally than he was to start off with. None of his peers have any respect for him, know who he is and he’s still all alone at a desktop trying to medicate his depression with booze and hatred.
DeleteThat wasn’t a joke, and wasn’t funny at all.
I think that David Bowie was Mindspeaking to me while singing "WE COULD BE HOMOS", each and every day.
Deleteha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Joe
^ I like the Johnny Cash song The Burning Ring-piece of fire,
DeleteI pushed it deep into his steaming ring=piece higher,
I pushed and pumped up his steaming ring up higher,
And I pumped pumped pumped,into his asshole,
I pumped my load,into his asshole.
Good lyrics too.
It seems thIktomi is using his own personal experiences of life to comment again...old man with depression blah blah...that`s definitely thIktomi except he left out the smelling of piss that he`s so used to.
DeleteSo true, 9:33, Iktomi is now 36 years old, born 1982, same numbers are in his email. 18 plus 18 equals 36. Iktomi is depressed because he realizes he is old enough to be a grandfather but is only obsessed with fake monsters. We all know that Iktomi projects on to others. He's basically talking to himself in his above post.
DeleteSomeday I'll have grown ups explain to me thst Bigfoot is a homeless negro
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